Re: Joke of the day

by **Riebens** Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 5:42

Michael wrote:
I invent my own jokes so don't try to search for them lol

That is one way of making a joke of everyhting ... Thumbsup

by **Michael** Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 14:11

yeah xD

hmm, I wonder if SA are already sick of number jokes(after seeing 2 of mines lol )... but... here I go:

My counter on Swat is now 007, yeah, I'm Bond... James Bo.. wait.. nah nevermind, sry Bond(Mellon) ! *sigh

by Guest Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 15:20

by **Michael** Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 15:33

looking at the counter on here, 717 hmm, I see nothing to say.

But, looking at the number below... hmm 21, hmm my age !

Joke Nr 5 of the day Very Happy

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42 is the answer of life, existance and everything... I'm halfway to it, the infinite knowledge as I'm 21.
But don't have false hopes !! Even if you are already 42 yo, it's nearly sure that you don't have the infinite knowledge, as your soul might still be 18 yo or less Very Happy

But if I go the way I went until now, I will understand the infinite by then, I guess >_>

by **Michael** Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 19:36

I hope the SA Pub allows double posting, while it's not too often O.o

but you are giving me no choice, I don't edit something half a day old Very Happy

Joke Story of the day:
Michael: "Ok, I just posted on here... now..." *clicks my own toolbar's button of "Unread threads"
The Swat Portal: *halt icon* There are no results for your search. "
Michael: "Ahh, now I can go sleep" *accidentally presses the mouse, reclicking on "Unread Threads"
The Swat Portal: 4 threads reported
Michael: "Oh well..." *clicks thread nr 1*

by **Raiden** Fri 11 Nov 2011 - 17:24

by Guest Fri 11 Nov 2011 - 18:36

ROFL

by **Seqan** Fri 11 Nov 2011 - 23:56

Now that's funny right dere! Razz

AGE WARNING! YES, I'M LOOKING AT YOU, FUD! Razz

Spoiler:

by **sa_admin** Sat 12 Nov 2011 - 0:08

@Mike : for invented jokes that is ok.
@RAIDEN : hilarious !!!
@SEQAN : so is yours m8 !!!

by **Michael** Sat 12 Nov 2011 - 8:33

@Arrow: the last post was a Joke Story not a joke :O the previous ones were jokes xD

by **Riebens** Wed 16 Nov 2011 - 3:17

Cigarettes are like weasels. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and try to set fire to it.

by **Seqan** Wed 16 Nov 2011 - 17:25

by **Horizon** Wed 16 Nov 2011 - 18:50

Lol... Good one Riebens

by **Horizon** Thu 17 Nov 2011 - 19:27

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I have everybody. Internet: Without me you all are nothing. Electricity: And i'm the grand daddy of them all so shut yer traps...

by **Raiden** Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 2:48

7 Signs that Winnie the Pooh Characters are on drugs:
1 - Eeyore the donkey doesn't care about anything, has slow reactions, and lack of motivation: MARIJUANA
2 - Piglet is afraid of everything and is paranoid of constantly being chased: ROCK
3 - Rabbit gets into everyones business and constantly needs everything: COCAINE
4 - Tigger can't calm down, bounces all the time, and is never tired: ECSTACY
5 - Pooh loves sweets and has the wildest imagination: LSD
6 - Christopher Robin can talk to animals:MUSHROOMS
7 - Owl is always there to help anyone who needs it: DEALER

by **Riebens** Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 3:10

Is today's joke this new header ???

by **sa_admin** Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 3:16

Riebens wrote:Is today's joke this new header ???

i'm close to taking offense to that Neutral

by **Michael** Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 6:12

That was cruel :O

by **Seqan** Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 6:29

HAHAHAHA!!! lol!

by Guest Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 7:44

ROFL

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by **sa_admin** Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 9:58

ouch, i just woke up and, damn, what have i been smoking to think it was looking good ??? affraid

i wanted something a little more, i mean less, i mean i'll change it later today. time to fly in space !

and joke of the day : "can i have a nother blueberry muffin daddy?", says my little boy. then he makes the puss'n'boots eyes - "pleaseeeee?".

Damn i hate those eyes....

by **Michael** Sun 20 Nov 2011 - 6:54

lol, irresistible eyes huh ?

by the way, don't you want to use the CF toolbar's Crossfire logo ? the one at Players Online Status page, you can screenshot it and reuse it.
I think the flame effect of the X, at least, is improved Wink