Joke of the day
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Snake
FANTA5M1C
Trinity
Fuffud
Michael
Horizon
Ryleous Arkane (SA_ORION)
Snow
sa_admin
[gT]Griffin
Loyal
Riebens
inflkt
Faaby
Seqan
Raiden
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Snake- Lt. Commander
- Number of posts : 413
Age : 30
Character RP Name : David Hayter
Callsign : SNAKE
Registration date : 2010-01-21
Character sheet
Name: David Hayter
Callsign: SNAKE
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
Hunting dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it.
The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word. v On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"
"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "He can't swim."
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it.
The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word. v On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"
"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "He can't swim."
Raiden- Captain
- Number of posts : 435
Age : 43
Character RP Name : Raiden Caprica
Callsign : SA_RAIDEN
Registration date : 2011-04-10
Character sheet
Name: Raiden Caprica
Callsign: SA_RAIDEN
Assigned Unit: -none-
Utrack- Lt. Commander
- Number of posts : 224
Age : 29
Character RP Name : Eugene N. Bennett
Callsign : UTRACK
Registration date : 2012-08-14
Character sheet
Name: Eugene N. Bennett
Callsign: UTRACK
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
After a beer convention, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
Raiden- Captain
- Number of posts : 435
Age : 43
Character RP Name : Raiden Caprica
Callsign : SA_RAIDEN
Registration date : 2011-04-10
Character sheet
Name: Raiden Caprica
Callsign: SA_RAIDEN
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
Brilliant
Utrack- Lt. Commander
- Number of posts : 224
Age : 29
Character RP Name : Eugene N. Bennett
Callsign : UTRACK
Registration date : 2012-08-14
Character sheet
Name: Eugene N. Bennett
Callsign: UTRACK
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
Voice Mail Accident Hilarious -
Raiden- Captain
- Number of posts : 435
Age : 43
Character RP Name : Raiden Caprica
Callsign : SA_RAIDEN
Registration date : 2011-04-10
Character sheet
Name: Raiden Caprica
Callsign: SA_RAIDEN
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
I think the best part was the fact that who ever he was talking to... Just did not reply.
Fuffud- Captain
- Number of posts : 814
Age : 27
Character RP Name : Peter Kirkland
Callsign : SA_FUD
Registration date : 2010-06-01
Character sheet
Name: Peter Kirkland
Callsign: SA_FUD
Assigned Unit: Alpha_Wing
Re: Joke of the day
Fuffud wrote:I think the best part was the fact that who ever he was talking to... Just did not reply.
Voice messages tend to be rather one - sided
Riebens- Captain
- Number of posts : 872
Age : 60
Character RP Name : Richard Ben Riddick
Callsign : SA_RIEBENS
Registration date : 2011-01-25
Character sheet
Name: Richard Ben Riddick
Callsign: RIEBENS
Assigned Unit: -none-
Raiden- Captain
- Number of posts : 435
Age : 43
Character RP Name : Raiden Caprica
Callsign : SA_RAIDEN
Registration date : 2011-04-10
Character sheet
Name: Raiden Caprica
Callsign: SA_RAIDEN
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
he-he) ^ Outcasts, thrusters and Soulforge
Utrack- Lt. Commander
- Number of posts : 224
Age : 29
Character RP Name : Eugene N. Bennett
Callsign : UTRACK
Registration date : 2012-08-14
Character sheet
Name: Eugene N. Bennett
Callsign: UTRACK
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
I know a farmer in Namibia who tried to cross a lion with a sheep.
And what was the result?
He had to buy himself a new sheep !!!
And what was the result?
He had to buy himself a new sheep !!!
Raiden- Captain
- Number of posts : 435
Age : 43
Character RP Name : Raiden Caprica
Callsign : SA_RAIDEN
Registration date : 2011-04-10
Character sheet
Name: Raiden Caprica
Callsign: SA_RAIDEN
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
at the voice mail xD
And well, the last one, of course ! xD
And well, the last one, of course ! xD
Michael- Number of posts : 781
Age : 33
Character RP Name : Michael/Sephirothis
Callsign : Mike
Registration date : 2010-08-04
Raiden- Captain
- Number of posts : 435
Age : 43
Character RP Name : Raiden Caprica
Callsign : SA_RAIDEN
Registration date : 2011-04-10
Character sheet
Name: Raiden Caprica
Callsign: SA_RAIDEN
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
Maybe it's a lil harsh but:
2 Guys raping a Girl:
She starts to Laugh.
He: "What are you laughing at, bitch!?"
She: "I have AIDS! "
(Copied by
hahahahaha , nein , nicht witzig. Facebook)
2 Guys raping a Girl:
She starts to Laugh.
He: "What are you laughing at, bitch!?"
She: "I have AIDS! "
(Copied by
hahahahaha , nein , nicht witzig. Facebook)
Snake- Lt. Commander
- Number of posts : 413
Age : 30
Character RP Name : David Hayter
Callsign : SNAKE
Registration date : 2010-01-21
Character sheet
Name: David Hayter
Callsign: SNAKE
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
heh-heh...
Utrack- Lt. Commander
- Number of posts : 224
Age : 29
Character RP Name : Eugene N. Bennett
Callsign : UTRACK
Registration date : 2012-08-14
Character sheet
Name: Eugene N. Bennett
Callsign: UTRACK
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
That's why I said it's a Harsh one :DDD And I copied it! It wasn't my idea
Snake- Lt. Commander
- Number of posts : 413
Age : 30
Character RP Name : David Hayter
Callsign : SNAKE
Registration date : 2010-01-21
Character sheet
Name: David Hayter
Callsign: SNAKE
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
December 21st is a Friday ... Nice of the Mayans to make me work all week before the world ends.
Raiden- Captain
- Number of posts : 435
Age : 43
Character RP Name : Raiden Caprica
Callsign : SA_RAIDEN
Registration date : 2011-04-10
Character sheet
Name: Raiden Caprica
Callsign: SA_RAIDEN
Assigned Unit: -none-
Snake- Lt. Commander
- Number of posts : 413
Age : 30
Character RP Name : David Hayter
Callsign : SNAKE
Registration date : 2010-01-21
Character sheet
Name: David Hayter
Callsign: SNAKE
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be
£10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be
£10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
Fuffud- Captain
- Number of posts : 814
Age : 27
Character RP Name : Peter Kirkland
Callsign : SA_FUD
Registration date : 2010-06-01
Character sheet
Name: Peter Kirkland
Callsign: SA_FUD
Assigned Unit: Alpha_Wing
Re: Joke of the day
We don't do this anymore Fud..
Trinity- Rear Admiral
- Number of posts : 774
Age : 28
Character RP Name : Hanzo Hasashi
Callsign : SCORPION
Registration date : 2012-01-08
Character sheet
Name: Hanzo Hasashi
Callsign: SCORPION
Assigned Unit: Silver Arrows Command
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