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Post by Snake Thu 23 Aug 2012 - 7:40

ROFL Slap What a Face
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Post by Raiden Fri 14 Sep 2012 - 6:16

Hunting dog

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.

He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it.

The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word. v On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"

"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "He can't swim."
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Post by Guest Fri 14 Sep 2012 - 6:30

ROFL! ... nice one, THX Ria Very Happy Very Happy!

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Post by Utrack Fri 14 Sep 2012 - 8:05

Heh Very Happy
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Post by Raiden Sat 15 Sep 2012 - 4:35

After a beer convention, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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Post by Guest Sat 15 Sep 2012 - 14:16

OMG ... lol! ... Thumbsup

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Post by Utrack Sun 16 Sep 2012 - 4:48

Brilliant Laughing
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Post by Raiden Wed 19 Sep 2012 - 5:31

Voice Mail Accident Hilarious - lol!


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Post by Guest Wed 19 Sep 2012 - 5:50

ROFL Thumbsup lol!

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Post by Fuffud Sat 22 Sep 2012 - 13:59

I think the best part was the fact that who ever he was talking to... Just did not reply. Shocked
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Post by Riebens Sat 22 Sep 2012 - 14:28

Fuffud wrote:I think the best part was the fact that who ever he was talking to... Just did not reply. Shocked

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Voice messages tend to be rather one - sided
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Post by Raiden Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 12:17

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Post by Utrack Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 12:37

he-he) ^ Outcasts, thrusters and Soulforge
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Post by Guest Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 12:48

biggrin Thumb Up

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Post by Raiden Mon 15 Oct 2012 - 11:39

I know a farmer in Namibia who tried to cross a lion with a sheep.

And what was the result? Shocked

He had to buy himself a new sheep !!!
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Post by Michael Mon 15 Oct 2012 - 12:33

lol! at the voice mail xD

And well, the last one, of course ! xD
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Post by Raiden Fri 19 Oct 2012 - 6:21

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Post by Snake Tue 30 Oct 2012 - 4:20

Maybe it's a lil harsh but:

2 Guys raping a Girl:

She starts to Laugh.

He: "What are you laughing at, bitch!?"

She: "I have AIDS! Very Happy"

lol!

(Copied by
hahahahaha , nein , nicht witzig. Facebook)
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Post by Utrack Tue 30 Oct 2012 - 10:40

heh-heh... Shocked
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Post by Guest Tue 30 Oct 2012 - 14:35

Facepalm .. black one ... Facepalm

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Post by Snake Tue 30 Oct 2012 - 15:15

That's why I said it's a Harsh one :DDD And I copied it! It wasn't my idea Shocked
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Post by Raiden Tue 13 Nov 2012 - 2:12

December 21st is a Friday ... Nice of the Mayans to make me work all week before the world ends. Crying or Very sad
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Post by Snake Wed 14 Nov 2012 - 7:40

LOL
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Post by Fuffud Wed 6 Feb 2013 - 14:16

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be
£10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
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Post by Trinity Wed 6 Feb 2013 - 16:02

We don't do this anymore Fud.. Fudpalm
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