Random sh*t of the day

I love the IT Crowd!

I know I'm necrothreading, but this is MY thread, so I can revive it if I frelling want to! Deal with it!

Anyway, I lost a bet recently, (I won't tell you what it was, so don't ask!) and this is what happens to a young Nerainian (Yes, I'm 89 earth years, but that's extremely young by our standards...) when he loses a bet. I had to dress up like this, then post it here to embarrass myself. And btw, that's puke on my face.

couldn't keep the Razak Burgers inside, huh?

Not my puke...

Seqan wrote:I know I'm necrothreading, but this is MY thread, so I can revive it if I frelling want to! Deal with it!

Anyway, I lost a bet recently, (I won't tell you what it was, so don't ask!) and this is what happens to a young Nerainian (Yes, I'm 89 earth years, but that's extremely young by our standards...) when he loses a bet. I had to dress up like this, then post it here to embarrass myself. And btw, that's puke on my face.

Cosplay?

School play?

Halloween?

You and your significant other having really kinky World of Warcraft foreplay?

@Orion

Insanity, actually.

I see you wear a large glowing disk around your neck, so I have to ask...
Are you, like, Flava Flav's more-alien cousin or something??

Spoiler:

Bwuahahahaha, Flava Flav.

In other, rather disgusting, revolting news... It's story time!

About 17 years ago, I had a pretty serious accident in my old 84' Isuzu P'up on my way back from work real late one night(when I was working at MickeyDs no less) that left me with thankfully only some serious road rash (asphalt still imbedded in the skin) and a pretty good sized, 4" long scar, along with what was believed to be a piece of rock from the road imbedded into my arm there. To understand how I got this "memento", I was broad-sided on my passenger side at a intersection down from the McDonalds there, it was late and the lights where flashing.(had the flashing reds unfortunately) There was alot of traffic and finally I saw what I thought was a good enough clearing in the traffic and gunned it. (aka *put put put put* in first gear, this truck had horrid acceleration and horsepower) Sadly I never made it across the intersection in that poor truck. Seconds later, my truck was broad-sided in the further-est outside lane on the other side of the intersection at about I assume 45 mph (10 over the limit there at the time), the people in the other vehicle hit my truck so hard they went under it and knocked my truck on it's side, where we slid across the intersection for at least 10-15 feet before the entire wreck came to a stop. All while this was happening, all the glass in the truck shattered and went everywhere, my arm probably got knocked outside of the vehicle for a split second on the road. Incredibly, I did not get ejected from the vehicle because my seatbelt had also broken. Aside from the rather gross laceration on my left arm, I only got away with bruises, soreness/stiffness for a few days and other smaller cuts. You could say somebody was definitely looking out for me that night, it could have been far, far worse. The other people were okay aside from the driver who's hip was injured, they weren't wearing their seat belts incredibly.

Well, to make a long story short, (too late) last night my body literally finally "worked" out the rock that's been in my arm the past 17 years... But it wasn't what I thought it was, it wasn't a rock... It was a piece of glass. *BARF*

WHAT you had a glass splinter in your arm for 17yrs ?

PS: i wish to reassure my good friend Orion about McDonald's (the Canada banch at least) : our very narrow-minded, strict and conservative Canada Health ministry (not talking about the Conservative Party here, they are always like that...), McDonalds is rated on the highest sanitary and food quality levels. My wife and my sister worked at the Clown House and they were seriously watched for cleaning everything, making sure the food quality is irreproachable and the service always excellent. Now did the US government checked on MickeyDs south of my border, i don't know !

Yea, I've got the glass shard from my arm in a SD flashcard case for safe keeping,(it's all I could find that was small enough to protect it) I'll take a picture of it if you like. Not exactly a treasured memento of my past, but a good reminder of the pain of those times and that situation(and another one surrounding it at the same time, yea a woman was involved ) and the pain it caused me periodically in my arm over the past 17 years whenever I bumped my scar. Let just say, it's a good, lasting reminder of what NOT to do when you horribly underestimate the capabilities of your vehicle.(and to not let a woman leaving you try to destroy your mind and your life for that matter)

Yea about the MickeyD's... That's of little concern to me my good man. While I'm glad to hear Canada-land has good nation-wide food guidelines, regulations and sanitation controls, (and more power to you if you do decide to eat there) personally I have too many memories there, some I'd rather sooner forget, if'nyaknowwhatImeanmaaaaaan. Clown house, that's awesome, I'll have to remember that one.

Clown house, clown food... thanks to the good ol' Ronald!

sa_admin wrote:

PS: i wish to reassure my good friend Orion about McDonald's (the Canada banch at least) : our very narrow-minded, strict and conservative Canada Health ministry (not talking about the Conservative Party here, they are always like that...), McDonalds is rated on the highest sanitary and food quality levels. My wife and my sister worked at the Clown House and they were seriously watched for cleaning everything, making sure the food quality is irreproachable and the service always excellent. Now did the US government checked on MickeyDs south of my border, i don't know !

Sounds like thay get the same treatment here as in canada..

Kind Regards

ben

Yeah but in SAfrica the burgers are cold caise someone stole the power cable of the heaters!!!

Blame Zeroth!

I have one thing to say...
Better nate then lever!

My word that was corney

Lol. You read that whole thing?

it took me a few days.... lol

Why did ya guys delete our conversation? -_-

You not see vip section? (thread Snake)